splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via murasakidragon)

rapidopatter:

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

couldn’t resist too cute

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via halfbeforehalfway)

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

(via endertheman)

pyroar:

pyroar:

i should make a blog thats just pictures of cats doin the tongue thing that  i should direct to people who are sad

image

i love cats

(via minamiren)

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(via slaystation3)

outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."

enderbro3300:

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

IM LAUGING SO HARD OH MY GOD

enderbro3300:

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

IM LAUGING SO HARD OH MY GOD

(via preparetodie-obviously)

Oooooo Lenoooox
You pissed.
Tyra.
OFF.
You are /damn/ lucky Romeo was a fucking idiot and you better work your fucking ass off to prove yourself now
Do NOT fail her again
First time I have EVER seen her give a 1 wow

And I had heard something about Romeo leaving the show but I wasn’t really expecting that
That was the single most idiotic move I’ve seen on Top Model
I’m surprised at how well Adam handled that situation and honestly I like him a little better now
I’m v disappointed in Romeo though jeeze

discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

(via sphlunger)

I like how my opinion went from ‘ugh why did you pick such a weird pronunciation’
To ‘wth you had a chance to pick a weird pronunciation and you didn’t take it lame’

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

(via l0kasenna)

*gets overly passionate about giving x its proper place rather than just being a fancy z*