So I really am basically Fitz
I just need to figure out who exactly my true Simmons is

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(via ughbennylafitte)

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via cupnoodleprincess)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

image

(via veryhungryowl)

heavybomb:

nightmareperiwinkle:

joriontel:

mistawolfie:

Monster Date Problems 1 ~ 8

Comics I’ve been making for my college newspaper. The one getting laid left and right is Jim, and the loner is Marcus.

Part 2: MDP 9-10

Part 3: MDP 11-12

Part 4: MDP 13-14

Part 5: MDP 15

Oh gosh I love this!

Because I like cute monster girls, but also hilariously realistic monster girls.

UGH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH.

(via teamseabreeze)

dustling:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

WHY? BECAUSE I WANT TO. THERE IS NO SPECIAL REASON!!!

*~* PRIZES *~*
1st Place:

  • $40 Arda-Wigs Gift Card
  • Fleece Tie Blanket with any fandom symbol you want!

2nd Place:

  • Fleece Tie Blanket with any fandom symbol you want!

3rd Place:

  • Fleece Tie Pillowcase with any fandom symbol you want!


*~*RULES*~*
1. You don’t have to be following me to win 2nd or 3rd prize, but you do in-order to win first!
2. Only reblogs count.  You can like it, but it won’t count in the drawing.
3. Reblog as much as you want, just don’t spam your followers.
4. No giveaway blogs! I will check.
5. Giveaway will go until June 20th. You have a lot of time to rack up reblogs!
6. Winners will be chosen via random number generator and the winners will be told via ask box, so keep you ask boxes open!

NOTE: DEPENDING ON HOW MANY NOTES THIS GETS, MORE PRIZES MIGHT BE INCLUDED.

(via davekating)

vulpixer:

starting a petition so no one is allowed to be publicly more talented than me

davekating:

who ya gonna call

(via davekating)

outofcontextdnd:

I miss when we were just being hit on by gods.

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

(via deductiontoseduction)

syntheticimagination:

Some fakemons I posted a while ago on my deviantart account, now with updated pre- and mega evos as well as types! Still no names ‘cause I suck at naming things.

+ Bonus Mega Greninjas!

(via doggytoast)

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

(via murasakidragon)

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

(via veryhungryowl)